Ode to Provo: a small collection of poetry

Author's Note:  a small collection of memory-invoking (I'm sure) poetry for those who have, at one time or another, resided in Provo.


The Roundabout on Center Street Couplets

The Michigan Left is an engineer’s dream
To regulate, neatly, the motorist stream.

While Provo is smaller, and not yet on par
With Michigan’s way of dealing with cars,

It seems that they recently figured it out
And added, on Center Street, a nice roundabout.

It's a thing to behold! It’s a beauty, I say
And it should be, what, with the taxes I pay.

Squaw Peak Haiku

High above the town
Places to be all alone
Students making out.

Movies 8 Free Verse

At 9pm lines of minivans
Awaiting the preteen movie goers
Just exiting the most recent PG flick.
Sticky seats and floors
Spilled popcorn and jujubes
Spotty movies and thirty minutes of ads
Only costs a buck fifty
Which is exactly what it’s worth.

The “Y” Limerick

Partridge created the “Y”
In 1907, oh my!
So climbers who pant
Have reason to rant
At the man who placed it so high!

The Western: Cow Pokin' in Central Utah

Right smack in the center of Utah there is a tiny town named Redmond.  There are no stop lights, no stores, and the post office is the one and only official building.  It is in this town where my brother has just built a home.  His wife Katie was raised in Redmond, and in the years since they met, he has lassoed his inner cowboy and decided to raise his family there as well.

My brother and I have become close since I moved back to Utah, and so when he offered me the opportunity to come to a real-life cattle drive there was no way I was saying no. Apparently (and I didn’t know this, what with growing up in the ‘burbs) there is a need to move cattle from place to place depending on the time of year and it just happened to be this weekend that these cattle were going from the dry farm (a farm where they do not irrigate) to the summer range (or something similarly named).

I got there at about 9, just in time to see Kate load her three kids, ages 5, 3, and 1, into the mule.  The mule is not a live animal, but rather a Mitzubishi-made vehicle that looks like a toy truck.  It goes about 15 mph at top speed, has one gear, and seats two comfortably.  We all jumped in (all five of us) and drove over to an intersection where the cattle would pass.  We sat in the mule blocking the road and heading off any cattle that decided to wander away from the herd.  Then we followed them—on four wheelers and the trusty mule—out of town and over to a holding pen where they would rest on Sunday, ready to continue on Monday.

It was magical.  Days that you can actually smell are not soon forgotten.  This one smells like sunburnt skin, cow manure, barbecued beef, insect repellant, and Gatorade. Scenes I won’t easily forget: watching my five-year-old niece go after a wayward cow on a four wheeler; real live cowboys on horseback practicing their roping as they drove the herd down the road; watching Vance disappear in a cloud of dust and sagebrush as he tackled a calf that wasn’t moving fast enough; Ashley in another mule complete with car seat so her baby wouldn’t miss the first cattle drive of his young life; watching all of the kids passed around from motorized vehicles to horses and back again, and how they were all adored and loved and part of the experience.

I’m sure that my view of the drive is highly romanticized.  In some ways I’m no better than those with voyeuristic tendencies that pull off of I-80 to film my brother and his in-laws in their chaps and hats driving cattle on horseback.  Kate mentioned that later on there would be a big family argument about the way the drive was done, the cows that got away from the herd, and what someone should have done to prevent it.  The hazards of working with family, I suppose; but I like my version better.

I still wonder if my nieces will ever really learn to play piano, or be encouraged or have the opportunity to get PhD’s and contribute in the way that I hope they do, but I can’t fault my brother’s decision to move there to give his kids the lessons that will truly make a difference in their lives: that a hard day’s work really does matter; that sometimes you do things just because they need to be done, not because you'll get something out of it; and that no matter what happens, or where you go, or what you learn, there is nothing more important than family.   A lesson, incidentally, that it took a lot of years and several thousand miles for me to learn.

Madlibs: a day in the life...

Author’s Note: Have fun! and seriously, if you can’t figure out what’s going on in my madlib life, that makes two of us. I’d love any suggestions you may be able to provide...also, it’s been awhile since I had to work with parts of speech so pardon any mistakes.

Once upon a ____________(noun) there was a girl who lived in her parents’ _____________(noun). She didn’t always live in her parents’ ____________(noun), but she had left a good job at a ______________(type of business) because she didn’t like to ________________(verb) so much. She found __________(verb + ing) to be very __________(adjective).

Anyhow, one day this girl woke up and realized that she was running out of __________(noun). It had been a fun six months, including a trip to ________(place), but that was all about to come to an end because she couldn’t afford the three ___________(things) she was currently responsible for. So she put aside her dream of being ______________(adverb) forever, and started looking for ___________(noun).

At first, she tried ______________(verb + ing) by _____________(verb + ing), but it didn’t seem to work that well and was too _____________(adverb). Then, she contacted ___________(person) but that proved to be _____________(adverb) as well. So finally, she remembered the invention of the ____________(noun) that allowed her to search ad nauseum (I know, just the kind of words you find in madlibs) hundreds, even thousands, of __________(noun) that she was pretty sure she didn’t want. Most of them involved _____________(verb + ing).

In the end, the girl continued to _________(verb) for the unwanted _________(noun) although it went against everything she had recently come to believe about the workforce because that was the ____________(adjective) thing to do. Sure, she would probably have to give up ___________(noun) for ________________(adjective) life again, but they would __________(verb) a lot to do it and she could start racking up the frequent flyer _______________(noun) again. Maybe security isn’t so overrated after all.

Although she still believed that the answer to the energy crisis was the 32 hour work week. Those french get a lot of things wrong, but they live their lives instead of enduring them.