Author’s Note: Have fun! and seriously, if you can’t figure out what’s going on in my madlib life, that makes two of us. I’d love any suggestions you may be able to provide...also, it’s been awhile since I had to work with parts of speech so pardon any mistakes.

Once upon a ____________(noun) there was a girl who lived in her parents’ _____________(noun). She didn’t always live in her parents’ ____________(noun), but she had left a good job at a ______________(type of business) because she didn’t like to ________________(verb) so much. She found __________(verb + ing) to be very __________(adjective).

Anyhow, one day this girl woke up and realized that she was running out of __________(noun). It had been a fun six months, including a trip to ________(place), but that was all about to come to an end because she couldn’t afford the three ___________(things) she was currently responsible for. So she put aside her dream of being ______________(adverb) forever, and started looking for ___________(noun).

At first, she tried ______________(verb + ing) by _____________(verb + ing), but it didn’t seem to work that well and was too _____________(adverb). Then, she contacted ___________(person) but that proved to be _____________(adverb) as well. So finally, she remembered the invention of the ____________(noun) that allowed her to search ad nauseum (I know, just the kind of words you find in madlibs) hundreds, even thousands, of __________(noun) that she was pretty sure she didn’t want. Most of them involved _____________(verb + ing).

In the end, the girl continued to _________(verb) for the unwanted _________(noun) although it went against everything she had recently come to believe about the workforce because that was the ____________(adjective) thing to do. Sure, she would probably have to give up ___________(noun) for ________________(adjective) life again, but they would __________(verb) a lot to do it and she could start racking up the frequent flyer _______________(noun) again. Maybe security isn’t so overrated after all.

Although she still believed that the answer to the energy crisis was the 32 hour work week. Those french get a lot of things wrong, but they live their lives instead of enduring them.